Parker's to be exact.
P.S- Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Typewriter Series #33
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ladies and gentlemen, Will Smith does it again on The Graham Norton Show
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
he even has the bow tie
HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Fun Fact: Bill is short for William
Holy smokes.
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i love this
